well, okay, maybe this is just TL:DR, but here it goes:
This may come as bit of a shock, but I don’t like real porn. Most of it, anyway. I’ve always been distracted by thinking things like “that’s a weird tattoo. she has lots of cellulite on her inner thighs. how old is she? i wonder what motel chain this is filmed in.” I always think about stupid things like that. So it’s never hot, just boring and distracting. I hate the dialogue. I hate the act. Everything always just seems so fake that it’s not appealing, at all. And I always hate every dude in porn. I have never once thought even one of them were attractive.
As for hentai, I don’t even really watch much of it. I find the voice acting pretty distracting and fake sounding. I especially hate how girls always cry and sound like they’re in pain (sex is awesome! don’t cry OK!). Usually when I watch hentai, I turn the volume all the way down so I can’t hear anything. Then I make up some weird kinky story in my head, which is usually way better than with what I’m presented.
As for the boobies, well, hentai boobies are awesome because they’re impossible. Real boobs can’t do the weird, gravity defying things that hentai boobies can do! That’s why I like it. :D
Only average, nothing special! I think I’ve said it before though, I think real girls look better with smaller (proportionate) boobs.
You can call me Milkbells if you like! ❤
all I’ll say is that with a little imagination, anything is possible. ;D
Awwwh, snap. Well, since you asked…
Milkbells ~the animation~
Bell-chan is just a typical high school girl, but the mock of all the girls in her sports class for being completely flat chested. One day, after being made fun of by E-cup-senpai, she runs home in tears and locks herself in her room. She looks out the window, and sees a shooting star streak across the night sky. She makes a simple wish, “I wish my boobs would grow bigger!” She sobs into her pillow and falls asleep.
The next morning, Bell-chan wakes up and is delighted to find that she’s suddenly developed breasts! She sneaks into her sister’s room and steals one of her A-cup bras, and it’s a perfect fit.
She heads off to school and her friends don’t quite notice yet. She looks down and cups her small breasts, “It wasn’t enough!” she mutters. But after a few hours, she starts to feel pain. Her sister’s bra is now tearing apart at the seams and her boobs are now several sizes larger. Her friends start to notice and wonder how she got so lucky. By the end of the day, her boobs are the same size as E-cup-senpai’s, and still growing!
After school, she hunts down E-cup-senpai. “I need your help!” she says. “I made a wish on a star that my boobs might grow, but now they won’t stop! What should I do?”
“Well, Bell-chan, I made the same wish once.” Bell-chan gasps, “Really?! How did you stop them?”
E-cup smiles devilishly. “The only way to stop them is to massage them and stimulate them as often as you can. Do you want me to show you…?”
(Cue yuri hentai scene with lots of foundling, rubbing, licking, sucking etc.❤)
The end!
No, I can’t.
I’m not totally informed of all the details, so I’m not sure if I would want to. From what I understand, it hurts and you leak milk randomly, which would suck.
But on the upside, your boobs would swell and become milk super soakers, which would be pretty awesome. :9
Well, definitely in hentai! Probably Chifusa from Manyuu Hikenchou, or the hot mama from Haha Musume Oppai Donburi.
To be honest, I’m not into actual big boobs (they can be kinda veiny and stretched out looking, ugh), but anime ones are totally yummy looking. :D
Because… boobies!
Actually I found a few hentai tumblrs and my favorite images were gifs of bouncy boobs. The other stuff was fine, but I found that I was only adding the boobie ones to my Likes, and then I thought, “why isn’t there one just dedicated to boobs?”
And then, Milkbells was created. :3
That’s the fun thing about these bouncy hentai girls. They defy anatomy and gravity, so they can only exist in fiction.
(And in my humble opinion, real girls look better with small boobies
Because it bounces!
I estimate about 50% of my followers are female. :D
This blog is run by a female, btw <3