timidkoala:

How did you first get into huge delicious hentai boobage? :'O


well, okay, maybe this is just TL:DR, but here it goes:

This may come as bit of a shock, but I don’t like real porn. Most of it, anyway. I’ve always been distracted by thinking things like “that’s a weird tattoo. she has lots of cellulite on her inner thighs. how old is she? i wonder what motel chain this is filmed in.”  I always think about stupid things like that. So it’s never hot, just boring and distracting. I hate the dialogue. I hate the act. Everything always just seems so fake that it’s not appealing, at all. And I always hate every dude in porn. I have never once thought even one of them were attractive.

As for hentai, I don’t even really watch much of it. I find the voice acting pretty distracting and fake sounding. I especially hate how girls always cry and sound like they’re in pain (sex is awesome! don’t cry OK!). Usually when I watch hentai, I turn the volume all the way down so I can’t hear anything. Then I make up some weird kinky story in my head, which is usually way better than with what I’m presented.

As for the boobies, well, hentai boobies are awesome because they’re impossible. Real boobs can’t do the weird, gravity defying things that hentai boobies can do! That’s why I like it. :D